傻子也懂 发表于 2017-1-15 07:22

纽约高中中文试卷流出

最近,纽约一所高中的中文期末考试卷,让中国网友开始怀疑人生。http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/883d13788a2f5d2_w300_h272.jpg你没有看错,是歪果仁、高中、的中文、试卷。不信你来回答这些题:http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/772851850dad564_w640_h802.jpg是不是第一题的第一个字就不会念了哈哈哈……http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/faa10b3e6794451_w452_h287.jpg僦(jiù)居,即“租屋而居”。http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/ad073e200e971fa_w452_h211.jpg乍一看还以为是“蹴鞠”,这近义词不就是国足嘛~http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/73eb8ee29898f78_w452_h157.jpg僦居?有人就居住?嗯,近义词是同居。http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/3b7967e24f9bab5_w452_h107.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/d0a95eb19eea241_w300_h200.jpg第一题的第八小题一定在逗我,“僦”我能猜猜读音,“龁”是什么鬼?http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/fa075b902c0e131_w452_h132.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/5610ad2c41f54dc_w300_h331.jpg这是百度百科,不谢~http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/2fc41654d858e8f_w251_h197.jpg第二道大题更神奇了呢,看完试题我才知道原来这些词是有反义词的……http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/3451d4283f7c39b_w452_h103.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/12c3f18dc26954c_w206_h235.png“羁绊”这种词,竟然有反义词?http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/0ff85b7cd9580dd_w452_h129.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/b892e0a1cd296e1_w452_h108.jpg难道是绝交?http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/324716d3ce21e4e_w452_h108.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/a4acc8cd44ce6dc_w452_h101.jpg又是“甚蕃”又是“出淤泥而不染”,这位出卷老师肯定很喜欢《爱莲说》……“出淤泥而不染”这么清新脱俗,反义词一定是妖艳贱货!http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/44e035d8f67494d_w452_h132.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/8578c02568e00d7_w452_h189.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/24daf7960246d05_w452_h134.jpg虽然我今天才知道这些词可能有反义词……但是以我多年深厚的中文功底,弄出个反义词还不简单!http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/bec9f5c67111000_w452_h96.jpg在词语前面加上“不”这种,太low了,教你们个高端点儿的:换位置!一暴十寒?换个位置不就好了:十暴一寒!http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/5180745fb42ab53_w452_h137.jpg鹤立鸡群?鸡立鹤群!http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/7ed65b9044aa3ca_w452_h108.jpg昙花一现?额……虽然没办法换位置,但是可以意会啊!“英雄不朽”有毛病吗?http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/44ad46c3c384ebb_w452_h211.jpg窒息的反义词?胀气啊!有错吗?http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/8e86e94463bd5cc_w452_h99.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/0add5fcaaa70bf2_w452_h244.jpg至于第三大题的造句,就要考验大家的基本功底了:拆词!见方?so easy!http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/cd5f7a306ebe0f5_w452_h139.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/442686d97980cff_w452_h97.jpg作文我已经懒得做了,再写下去,我就暴露自己是假中国人的事实了……http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/1d496db0ce3968f_w452_h161.jpg讲道理,这张卷子其实是想培养状元士大夫的吧?http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/9f927d51bd1b66d_w452_h105.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/7d847f721a8f315_w452_h94.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/bd1fd59176c99fc_w452_h107.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/66107337e9f6571_w452_h131.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/5eef7977206b09d_w92_h104.png这是纽约布鲁克林区FDR高中(Franklin Delano Roosevelt High School)的中文期末试卷,当卷子传到中国的那一刻,中国网友终于体会到了歪果仁做中国英语试卷的感觉……http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/9287539244a209e_w452_h128.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/bb7308939e06fd4_w452_h140.jpg然后开始怀疑人生:我可能有个假国籍吧……http://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/6a10cf32c7a1289_w452_h101.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/d6bf3a3a0e35fb5_w452_h448.jpghttp://p0.ifengimg.com/fck/2017_03/b7dc3c5de9bf69b_w348_h324.jpghttp://p2.ifengimg.com/a/2016/0810/204c433878d5cf9size1_w16_h16.png
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